Smashed? What does it mean?

To preface this post...I got a touch inebriated a couple of Thursdays ago. Some would even go so far as to say I was drunk. And I wouldn't necessarily deny it (as I had to be helped home). Though I much prefer the terminology "excessively inebriated."

The point of this post is that a friend of mine called my condition "smashed." Really? When I think of smashed I think of a loud drunk. I was most definitely NOT loud. Ask anyone there. Demanding perhaps. Adament that my purse not leave my other friend's possession. Ordering people to dance. But "smashed"? Nope. 

Or am I just in my own world here??

So in conclusion, I was EXCESSIVELY INEBRIATED and NOT smashed, thank you very much.